Women

“Men always want to be a woman's first love - women like to be a man's last romance.”

- Oscar Wilde

“Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea.”

- Robert A. Heinlein

“Women are terrified of being raped, but somewhere in the back of the womb there is one rebellious nerve end that tingles with curiosity whenever the word is mentioned.”

- Hunter S. Thompson

“O People, it is true that you have certain rights with regard to your women, but they also have right over you. If they abide by your right then to them belongs the right to be fed and clothed in kindness. Do treat your women well and be kind to them for they are your partners and committed helpers.”

- Muhammad

“If women didn't exist, all the money in the world would have no meaning.”

- Aristotle Onassis

“Women decide the larger questions of life correctly and quickly, not because they are lucky guessers, not because they are divinely inspired, not because they practise a magic inherited from savagery, but simply and solely because they have sense. They see at a glance what most men could not see with searchlights and telescopes.... They are the supreme realists of the race.”

- H. L. Mencken

“There is a special place in hell for women who don't help other women.”

- Madeleine Albright

“Sometimes I wonder if men and women really suit each other. Perhaps they should live next door and just visit now and then.”

- Katharine Hepburn

“It's not men who limit women, it's not straights who limit gays, it's not whites who limit blacks. What limits people is lack of character. What limits people is that they don't have the fucking nerve or imagination to star in their own movie, let alone direct it.”

- Tom Robbins

“I see when men love women. They give them but a little of their lives. But women when they love give everything.”

- Oscar Wilde

“Women wish to be loved without a why or a wherefore; not because they are pretty, or good, or well-bred, or graceful, or intelligent, but because they are themselves.”

- Henri-Frédéric Amiel

“How can smart women be so stupid about men sometimes? Lack of knowledge. It's what men have kept secret for so long.”

- Steve Harvey

“In 1969 I gave up women and alcohol - it was the worst 20 minutes of my life.”

- George Best

“Women will work out their destinies — much better, too, than men can ever do for them. All the mischief to women has come because men undertook to shape the destiny of women.”

- Swami Vivekananda

“Men's minds are raised to the level of the women with whom they associate.”

- Alexandre Dumas

“You see a lot of smart guys with dumb women, but you hardly ever see a smart woman with a dumb guy.”

- Clint Eastwood

“People are strange when you're a stranger Faces look ugly when you're alone Women seem wicked when you're unwanted Streets are uneven when you're down.”

- Jim Morrison